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	<title>DAN GREENE &#124; Writer • Filmmaker • Musician • Luthier • Homemaker</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Long ago, when it became clear that my wife&#8217;s pharmacy doctorate had ordained her primary breadwinner—while my liberal arts bacherlor&#8217;s degree barely qualified me as a breadmaker—I became the de facto homemaker of the household. The fact that I work from home—something I cannot honestly recommend to anyone seeking to be a productive member of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Long ago, when it became clear that my wife&#8217;s pharmacy doctorate had ordained her primary breadwinner—while my liberal arts bacherlor&#8217;s degree barely qualified me as a bread<em>maker</em>—I became the <em>de facto</em> homemaker of the household.  The fact that I work from home—something I cannot honestly recommend to anyone seeking to be a productive member of society—only serves to reaffirm this designation. Being the househusband means that I spend the majority of my day fretting over whether or not I&#8217;m not providing a sufficiently fulfilling existence for our pet dog.  What little creative energy remains after debating <em>that</em> philosophical conundrum is spent deciding the evening&#8217;s dinner menu.</p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2051 18:53:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love playing music and sampling new instruments, but my access to new instruments has always been hampered by my limited access to cash. Then, in the winter of 2009, through the miracle of the internet, I happened upon the website of an instrument builder in South Africa who specializes in oil can guitars. This [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love playing music and sampling new instruments, but my access to new instruments has always been hampered by my limited access to cash.  Then, in the winter of 2009, through the miracle of the internet, I happened upon the website of an instrument builder in South Africa who specializes in <em>oil can</em> guitars.  This epiphany then led me to the forums of Cigar Box Nation, where self-made luthiers were showing off their homemade <em>cigar box</em> guitars.  Another click of a link transported me to Australia, where a man was teaching impoverished children how to build banjos out of cookie tins and fishing line.  The final straw was stacked when the trailer for Davis Guggenheim&#8217;s guitar-geek wet dream, <em>It Might Get Loud</em>, hit theatres.  There was pallid rock waif Jack White, demonstrating that a rotten piece of lumber, a Coke bottle, two nails, a steel string and a pickup were all that you needed to rig up your very own electric slide guitar.  Suddenly, I realized what I had known all along, but was afraid to admit: it was well within my power to supply myself with any new stringed instrument I could dream up.  When my parents flew into town for Christmas, my dad and I spent a good portion of the time out on our tiny balcony, building that first oil can guitar from scratch.  That Frankenstein&#8217;s monster broke within a day of stringing it up, but since then, I&#8217;ve built a handful of other instruments that have lived.  It&#8217;s a hobby bordering on obsession now.  I&#8217;d be lying if I said the thought of becoming a proper luthier hadn&#8217;t crossed my mind, but I think it behooves me to pursue <em>one</em> pipe dream at a time.</p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2051 18:53:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just as high school came to a close on the cusp of summer 1994, my eldest brother salvaged two bewilderingly discarded cassette tapes from the wastebasket in the computer lab: Green Day&#8217;s breakout album Dookie and Nirvana&#8217;s bittersweet swan song MTV Unplugged in New York. That was the summer I actually started listening to music. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just as high school came to a close on the cusp of summer 1994, my eldest brother salvaged two bewilderingly discarded cassette tapes from the wastebasket in the computer lab: Green Day&#8217;s breakout album <em>Dookie</em> and Nirvana&#8217;s bittersweet swan song <em>MTV Unplugged in New York</em>.  That was the summer I actually started <em>listening</em> to music.  Coincidentally, it was also the summer that my brother would bequeath to me his abandoned Synsonics electric guitar (with built-in speaker!), which I would use to learn Kurt Cobain&#8217;s simple riffs by ear, one string at a time.  Months later, I was writing original songs that consisted of two or three crude power chords and vulgar lyrics provided by one of my best friends.  I&#8217;ve since learned a handful of other chords and cleaned up the storylines, but the thrill of discovery still remains.</p>
<p><a href="http://wordpress.dangreene.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dan_chris_rockin_out.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-36" title="Dan &amp; Chris Rockin' Out" src="http://wordpress.dangreene.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dan_chris_rockin_out.jpg" alt="Dan &amp; Chris Rockin' Out" width="300" height="400" /></a></p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2051 18:52:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time, I fancied myself a budding independent filmmaker. Suffering the bus ride downtown, slipping into the community college&#8217;s editing suite with a &#8220;borrowed&#8221; key, sweating over a Steenbeck flatbed editor from sunrise to sunset—that was my idea of a summer well-spent. I was in my element, poring over yet another 16mm short [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Once upon a time, I fancied myself a budding independent filmmaker.  Suffering the bus ride downtown, slipping into the community college&#8217;s editing suite with a &#8220;borrowed&#8221; key, sweating over a Steenbeck flatbed editor from sunrise to sunset—that was my idea of a summer well-spent.  I was in my element, poring over yet another 16mm short that would devour all of my time and money, crewing on weekend indies that wrapped but never saw the light of day.  It was miserable, but it was heaven.  If I could revisit one period in my old life, that summer would be a prime candidate.</p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2051 08:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few years back, I retrieved this message from a fortune cookie: &#8220;You will become an accomplished writer.&#8221; Since none of my other Liberal Arts qualifications were paying off, I figured, &#8220;Sure, why the hell not?&#8221; Now that a little time has passed, I could probably give you a hundred reasons why the hell not, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A few years back, I retrieved this message from a fortune cookie: &#8220;You will become an accomplished writer.&#8221;  Since none of my other Liberal Arts qualifications were paying off, I figured, &#8220;Sure, why the hell not?&#8221;  Now that a little time has passed, I could probably give you a hundred reasons why the hell not, but this is the career path I&#8217;ve arbitrarily chosen, and I&#8217;m sticking to it&#8230; unless it gets to that really sad point where people just start to feel embarrassed for me and it bums them out.  Hollywood, here I come!</p>
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		<title>Kickstarting Carl</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 03:43:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, the Kickstarter crowd-funding campaign to publish Carl&#8217;s Odyssey, Book 1: The Frozen Aisle goes live. Within five minutes of launch, we receive our first order/pledge at the $30 &#8220;hardcover&#8221; level and our project becomes a &#8220;Staff Pick&#8221; on the Kickstarter homepage. The past few weeks epitomize crunch time for Carl&#8217;s Odyssey. Our UK correspondent, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-120" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-width: 0px;" title="Carl's Odyssey - Book 1 Mockup" src="http://wordpress.dangreene.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Book-Mockup-248x300.png" alt="" width="248" height="300" />Today, the Kickstarter crowd-funding campaign to publish <em><a title="Carl's Odyssey - Kickstarter Campaign" href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/carlsodyssey/carls-odyssey-a-series-of-kids-books" target="_blank">Carl&#8217;s Odyssey, Book 1: The Frozen Aisle</a></em> goes live. Within five minutes of launch, we receive our first order/pledge at the $30 &#8220;hardcover&#8221; level and our project becomes a &#8220;Staff Pick&#8221; on the Kickstarter homepage.</p>
<p>The past few weeks epitomize crunch time for <em>Carl&#8217;s Odyssey</em>. Our UK correspondent, the illustrious illustrator <a title="Scarlett Veith - The Art of Natalie Smith" href="http://scarlettveith.com/" target="_blank">Natalie Smith</a>, turns in some stunning preliminary artwork for the book. My co-author Dorian Innes takes the reigns on marketing, setting up the Kickstarter campaign, getting the website up and running and connecting with bloggers who may take up the cause. I&#8217;m charged with editing the promotional video to get potential pledgers excited about the project.</p>
<p>The response so far has been very positive!</p>
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		<title>Carl&#8217;s Odyssey</title>
		<link>http://www.dangreene.com/2011/12/31/carls-odyssey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 19:47:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In late summer of 2011, my former colleague and future collaborator Dorian Innes asks me how I&#8217;d feel about co-authoring a children&#8217;s book with him. I&#8217;ve never even considered penning a children&#8217;s book before, but knowing Dorian to be a shrewd marketer and entrepreneur—two things I most certainly am not—it sounds like a promising endeavor. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft  wp-image-116" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-width: 0px;" title="Carl Garlic - Woodcut Style Graphic" src="http://wordpress.dangreene.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/carl_garlic_woodcut.jpg" alt="" width="76" height="91" />In late summer of 2011, my former colleague and future collaborator Dorian Innes asks me how I&#8217;d feel about co-authoring a children&#8217;s book with him. I&#8217;ve never even considered penning a children&#8217;s book before, but knowing Dorian to be a shrewd marketer and entrepreneur—two things I most certainly am <em>not</em>—it sounds like a promising endeavor. Lately, I&#8217;m trying to take on more challenges that lure me outside of my comfort zone, and writing a kids&#8217; book definitely fits the bill. Now, just a few months later, we&#8217;re officially in cahoots on <em><a title="Carl's Odyssey on Facebook" href="http://www.facebook.com/CarlsOdyssey" target="_blank">Carl&#8217;s Odyssey</a></em>, a <em>series</em> (gulp!) of children&#8217;s books about a bulb of garlic who gets lost in the grocery store and has to make his way back home. The first book in the series takes place in the frozen foods aisle.  We&#8217;ve locked-in a very talented artist to do the illustrations, and book one is set for release in the first half of 2012!</p>
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		<title>Dick Doc</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jun 2011 00:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oftentimes, the thrills are few and far between when producing esoteric mini-documentaries for the dwindling DVD market.  Today is an exception, as we find ourselves on the second of two days of interviews with prolific character actor Dick Miller. Miller, to me, is the archetypal &#8220;that guy&#8221; of contemporary cinema.  The casual moviegoer may not [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oftentimes, the thrills are few and far between when producing esoteric mini-documentaries for the dwindling DVD market.  Today is an exception, as we find ourselves on the second of two days of interviews with prolific character actor Dick Miller.</p>
<p>Miller, to me, is the archetypal &#8220;that guy&#8221; of contemporary cinema.  The casual moviegoer may not be able to place him right away, but the observant viewer will recognize Miller from brief but memorable roles in <em>The Terminator, The Howling</em> and <em>Gremlins</em>, while the most ardent cinephiles will know that Miller was a mainstay of Roger Corman&#8217;s early work and, decades later, would have his scene unceremoniously snipped from Quentin Tarantino&#8217;s indie opus, <em>Pulp Fiction</em>.  He also enjoyed cameos—and, sometimes, recurring roles—in damn near every hit sitcom or primetime melodrama from the last forty years of television, everything from <em>Taxi</em> to <em>ER</em>.</p>
<p>While coiling up my microphone cables after the first day&#8217;s interview, I can&#8217;t resist telling Dick that I credit him with getting me into this business—at least, in part.  It was during a childhood viewing of <em>Explorers</em> that I first realized, &#8220;Hey, I&#8217;ve seen that guy before.&#8221;  This would lead to the epiphany that movies don&#8217;t just magically appear on our televisions and theatre screens to entertain us; they are actually crafted by someone.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s only fitting that I would learn this lesson from a Joe Dante picture; after all, Dante has featured Dick Miller in <em>all</em> of his numerous films.  In fact, several years before today&#8217;s interview, I was shooting an interview with Dante, and gave him the same amount of credit for leading me down this questionable career path.  At age 10, I had seen <em>Gremlins 2: The New Batch</em> at the movie theatre.  There was a scene in which Hulk Hogan stands up in a theatre and threatens the gremlins who have melted the film right out of the projector.  However, when I saw the movie again on VHS, this scene had been replaced with footage of the gremlins shooting it out with John Wayne in a black-and-white TV western.  Once again, this clued me in to the fact that there was someone tinkering behind-the-scenes to create the movies I loved, and I wanted to learn all about how it was done.</p>
<p>But that&#8217;s a tangent.  Long story short, it was a thrill and a pleasure to meet Dick Miller, not only a gracious host and affable, humorous conversationalist, but an admirable actor who gladly exchanged name recognition and marquee status for unrivaled longevity in his profession and respect among his peers.</p>
<p><div id="attachment_107" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><img class="size-full wp-image-107" title="Dick Miller and Fans" src="http://wordpress.dangreene.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dick_miller_and_fans.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="401" /><p class="wp-caption-text">&quot;Oh, sure, stick the short guy in the middle,&quot; gripes Dick. From L-R, producer/director Elijah Drenner, actor Dick Miller, director of photography Elle Schneider, and sound guy Dan Greene.</p></div></p>
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		<title>Success! A Very Green(e) Pasta Salad</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2011 04:53:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The inspiration for this simple, savory pasta salad comes from a picture of a similar concoction in a friend&#8217;s Facebook photo album.  I cook the spinach rigatoni just past al dente, drain the water, drizzle extra virgin olive oil and garlic olive oil over the warm pasta, dust it with fresh-cracked black pepper and sea salt, [...]]]></description>
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<p>The inspiration for this simple, savory pasta salad comes from a picture of a similar concoction in a friend&#8217;s Facebook photo album.  I cook the spinach rigatoni just past <em>al dente</em>, drain the water, drizzle extra virgin olive oil <em>and</em> garlic olive oil over the warm pasta, dust it with fresh-cracked black pepper and sea salt, toss in a few handfuls of fresh baby spring greens and toss until the pasta is coated and the spring greens wilt.  Spoon the pasta mixture into serving dishes and top with avocado, either halved or sliced.  The smoothness of avocado, savoriness of sea salt and olive oil, and subtle bitterness of fresh spring greens (especially arugula) make for an irresistible summertime dish.  Approved!</p>
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		<title>Farewell-a, Gazzella</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 08:36:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pity the poor restauranteurs of the world.  The dining public is fickle, unpredictable—a moving target.  And so, restaurants come and go.  Such is life.  But no such loss is as deeply felt as the loss of Gazzella.  A hidden gem embedded in a dead location, Gazzella&#8217;s unique charm is simultaneously its undoing.  Gazella specializes in upscale-yet-rustic [...]]]></description>
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<p>Pity the poor restauranteurs of the world.  The dining public is fickle, unpredictable—a moving target.  And so, restaurants come and go.  Such is life.  But no such loss is as deeply felt as the loss of Gazzella.  A hidden gem embedded in a dead location, Gazzella&#8217;s unique charm is simultaneously its undoing.  Gazella specializes in upscale-yet-rustic Italian cuisine, handcrafted by the restaurant&#8217;s owner, architect and master chef—all one man—offered up at too-generous prices, served in the unforgettable ambience of a nearly-always-empty marble villa.  This recipe does not entice everybody.  Several ignorant reviewers on Yelp justify their low ratings by citing the &#8220;creepy&#8221; vibe of a less-than-bustling restaurant with a single chef and single waiter.  Perhaps they feel more at ease with the screeching din and bland palate of an Old Spaghetti Factory.  Obviously, this is the case more often than not, as evidenced by Gazzella&#8217;s demise.</p>
<p>I never would have even heard of Gazzella, hidden behind her curtains of ivy, had it not been for the restaurant&#8217;s feisty, gregarious daytime waitress, Linda.  While working in a documentary production house downtown, two of my colleagues were walking along Broadway on their way to grab burritos from SuperMex when Linda shouted at them from across the street.  &#8221;If you guys every want to try some authentic Italian food for a change,&#8221; I imagine her saying, &#8220;stop in an see us sometime.&#8221;  That refreshing outburst of super-liminal advertising was enough to bring them back, with the rest of us in tow, the very next day.  The wonders held in that dish of <em>carbonara</em> I had never before tasted, and Linda would forever remember me as &#8220;that guy who finished everybody else&#8217;s desserts&#8221; (guilty).</p>
<p>I would return to Gazzella again, introducing my wife to what would become our own little slice of culinary paradise in a city overcrowded with Mexican, Thai and hamburger joints.  It was rare to find more than one other couple in the restaurant at the same time as us.  As with any underpopulated eatery with irresistible cuisine, we joked that it was probably just a front for a Mafia money laundering operation, but no Armani suits ever walked in on our watch.  Each of our sporadic visits to Gazzella felt like a sun-kissed vacation in compressed time, and we became such familiar faces in the place that Linda could accurately predict which dish I had a hankering for on that particular day, and she would introduce us to the restaurant&#8217;s refreshingly humble, unassuming owner/chef, Fred, who came to memorize our favorite dishes, as well.</p>
<p>To celebrate one of Karen&#8217;s birthdays, we invited a long list of friends to Gazzella for dinner one Friday night.  Unfortunately, very few people RSVP&#8217;d, resulting in our <em>faux pas</em> of suddenly overwhelming the typically quiet, single-server, single-chef restaurant with a flash mob of more than twenty hungry patrons.  More than a bit frazzled, the nighttime waiter, Tony, called me over to discuss our options.  Since they were unprepared to handle the sudden, unannounced influx of diners, Fred would prepare a limited menu of our personal favorite dishes for our friends to choose from, so he could feverishly cook in large batches and hopefully please everyone&#8217;s taste buds in a timely fashion.  Damned if he didn&#8217;t pull it off, and we made sure to tip generously for the trouble.</p>
<p>Jobs come and go, schedules change, and over the next couple of years, our visits to Gazzella would become more sporadic.  But we were always welcomed back with open arms and tempted by Fred&#8217;s latest dessert confections: warm caramel-apple tart with vanilla bean ice cream; fresh watermelon sorbetto; strawberry-rubarb cobbler drizzled with vanilla; chocolate bread pudding infused with hazelnut; velvety-smooth creme caramel; single-serving tiramisu mousse—the list goes on.</p>
<p>Our next-to-last visit to Gazzella was just short of magical.  A couple we&#8217;ve befriended had decided to try Gazzella based on Karen&#8217;s rave reviews, and at the last minute they invited us along.  Tony welcomed us back like family, dinner was delectable, Fred came out to greet us and proved more talkative than usual, filling us in on much of the history we&#8217;d often wondered about.  As it turns out, Fred was not Italian at all, but a Persian man madly in love with the flavors of Italy, thanks to a fateful trip to his college roommate&#8217;s home country.  The first time he tasted <em>bruschetta</em>, prepared by his host&#8217;s mother, the utter poetry of the mingling flavors nearly moved him to tears.</p>
<p>As Fred thanked us for coming and bid us <em>adieu</em>, in the adjoining corridor, classically trained hands began to tickle the ivories of Gazzella&#8217;s baby grand piano.  Effortlessly unique renditions of American standards and Stevie Wonder tunes drifted through the air.  The mystery man at the keys smiled between sips of red wine and assured us, &#8220;I love requests,&#8221; should there be anything we wanted to hear.  We walked over and chatted with him for a while, learning that he was a producer, composer and studio musician who had toured with the likes of pop icons Billy Idol and Fiona Apple.  To prove his credentials, he played us a lovely rendition of &#8220;Eyes Without A Face,&#8221; and explained that, wherever he may be in the world at any given time, he knows where there&#8217;s a piano for him to play.  We never caught his name (some light Googling leads me to believe he&#8217;s one Joe Simon), but my wife gave him a hug to thank him for the lovely musical accompaniment as the lights began to dim to tell us it was closing time.</p>
<p>We returned the next night with Karen&#8217;s mom.  Making up for lost time, I suppose.</p>
<p>When my brother and his wife flew into town for a brief vacation at the beginning of May, we knew we had to treat them to our favorite haunt.  I called Gazzella&#8217;s number, just to make sure they were open for dinner and could accommodate the four of us (being extra polite after our birthday fiasco), but the phone clicked over to a generic answering machine message.  I tried calling back again, and this time got, &#8220;You have reached Bliss 132&#8230; formerly Gazzella.&#8221;  My heart sank.  I made one last call, to Gazzella&#8217;s miniscule sister café in Belmont Shore—primarily a take-out location; hidden, once again, on a darkened side street—and asked the host if Gazzella&#8217;s downtown flagship restaurant had really closed its doors for good.  The finality of his response will haunt me for years: &#8220;It is no more.&#8221;</p>
<p>Losing a beloved restaurant is admittedly insignificant in this world of woe, but it feels more weighty than that.  It&#8217;s not simply the loss of a handful of favorite dishes than can never be reproduced; it&#8217;s the abrupt closing of a chapter of our lives that will never come back.  Food is one of the few consistently satisfying aspects of life, but finding that &#8220;sure thing&#8221; destination for good food is a rare encounter, indeed.  I will miss you Gazzella, and to Fred, Linda and Tony, wherever you may be, thank you for the years of understated friendship, and may you always eat well.</p>
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